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About thenakedpagan

Boring... very boring. Soccer mom, nurse, excessive user of the ellipsis... see?

RIP?

OK, I jut received a “Rest in Peace” for my blog… It disturbed me. You see, I haven’t quit, I was just on holiday… having a bit of a sabbatical, wot. Anyhow, I have now been shaken out of my … Continue reading

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My Review of Holy Hand Grenade Monty Python t-shirt

Originally submitted at 80sTees.com This Monty Python Holy Grail t-shirt is army green and is composed of 100% pre-shrunk cotton. The design reads "THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH" and "O Lord bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it … Continue reading

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Q:Why do children do the fake crying thing?

It is obvious that they are faking.  It is annoying as shit.  They know it is annoying as shit, so why do they do it? A: Because they know it is annoying as shit. Twenty minutes until bedtime. Off to … Continue reading

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Memorial Day

Hello to all.  I just wanted to extend my thanks to all of the veterans and current military members out there.  Although I disagree with the politics of most wars, our troops must be kept separate from our polictics.  So … Continue reading

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Update

Watch this video.  It is horrifying.  What if they can’t get this fucking thing plugged up?  Thomas Stearns Eliot said that the world ends, “Not with a bang, but a whimper.”  Is this how we are finally going to succeed … Continue reading

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Ack- May 26, and I am already out of witty commentary…

OK… I have to hand it to my egomaniacal, narcissistic friends… blogging is exhausting.  I don’t know why any of you do it.  Then again, I have no fucking idea why I am doing it, other than to potentially amuse … Continue reading

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May 25… I knew I couldn’t keep the daily thing up…

Wow. I just downloaded “Digital Ash in a Digital Urn” by Bright Eyes (I know, several years late… I am a little slow).  It is a great Album/CD/Digital MP3 download (what the hell do we call them nowadays?).  I love … Continue reading

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